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I Need To Know About Sex I Learned From Will Riker
Amanda and I worked on
this story together, so she gets as much credit as I do. Thanks for your help, Antoa. This story came about as a challenge from the list mum of Imzadi All. So between the two of us- Amanda and myself- we came up with this little story.
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It was girls night out in Ten-Forward. Deanna and Beverly were
sitting at a table chatting and as conversations between two
girlfriends tend to do, the topic quickly turned to sex.
"You know Will was my first." Deanna stated.
"No! You can't be serious!" Beverly exclaimed.
"Mmm hmm," Deanna affirmed, "and I've learned a
lot from him." She raised her eyebrow and hid her smirk
behind her cup of hot chocolate.
Beverly didn't even attempt to stifle her giggles, "Are you serious? All you need to know about sex you learned from Will Riker?" She considered it a moment. "I can see how that would be true."
Deanna smiled with a slight blush, "Of course, I taught him a thing or two as well."
"Oh do share." Beverly leaned forward, her curiosity
obviously piqued.
"I introduced him to the joys of chocolate for one."
The two women fell into a fit of giggles.
When they calmed down Deanna leaned forward and whispered in a
conspiratorial tone, "But what he really likes is whip
cream."
Beverly's eyes went wide and she dropped her chin into her hand. "Jean-Luc seems to prefer an old Earth delicacy called 'Grey Poupon'." She rolled her eyes and reached for her lemon tea.
"What is it?" Deanna asked taking another sip of her
own drink.
"It's a spicy mustard actually."
"Ugh!" Deanna groaned, wrinkling her nose in disgust. "He needs help!" The friends lapsed into another fit of giggles.
"Sounds like it," a female voice interrupted.
The two women looked up to see Guinan. "Sorry to
interrupt." Guinan apologized, "I was just checking to see if either of you wanted more hot cocoa or tea."
"I could use another, thanks," said Deanna.
"I'm fine," stated Beverly.
"You know," Guinan began slowly, "It could be
worse than Grey Poupon. The Captain does have an affinity for hot Earl Grey."
Then she turned and walked away to get Deanna's hot cocoa,
leaving the two women in another bout of laughter.
Beverly considered her statement, "Yeah, but whip cream
would be more of a turn on. At least for me."
"You're serious!" Deanna exclaimed, "Grey Poupon really turns on the captain?"
"Unfortunately, yes," confirmed Beverly sadly,
"I've tried to alleviate him of this affliction, but there seems to be no cure."
"Have you tried Belgium chocolate syrup?" Deanna asked.
"Does it work?"
"It is the best chocolate on Earth." A dreamy look
passed over Deanna's face, the same look she got whenever she
talked about her second favorite indulgence. Her favorite
indulgence was of course the First Officer of the Enterprise.
Snapping back to reality, she continued. "Of course Swiss runs a close second."
"Really?" asked Beverly.
"I'm a chocolate connoisseur, I know good chocolate when I taste it," Deanna stated. "Add chocolate ice cream, whip cream and top it off with a cherry, and Will goes
wild."
"Incredible," Beverly said, shaking her head in
disbelief.
"Of course technique is a big part of it." Deanna
explained, leaning forward and lowering her voice to a whisper, her dark eyes dancing with amusement. "You have to read him, watch his reactions to see if he likes the tongue, lips, slight suction, or all the above." She sat back again, taking another sip of her chocolate, savoring the taste. "Of course with me, Will prefers using strawberry sauce and whip cream. He just doesn’t have the same passion for chocolate that I do."
Beverly was in total shock. She had never heard this side of her friend before, and she was really intrigued. Sighing loudly she said, "Jean-Luc is Grey Poupon all the way. Says he likes the warmth of the spiciness." Beverly shrugged, "At least it has an interesting texture. He's even suggested we reverse thing, but I just can't get past the taste." She made a face as though something tart hit her taste buds.
"Ugh!" Deanna cringed.
"I know, but what can I do?."
Deanna touched Beverly's arm and said, "You really need to give him medical treatment. Try the Belgium chocolate syrup and explain to him that he may find your technique even better for it."
"She may be right," Guinan said, sitting Deanna's hot cocoa down in front of her.
"Anything would be better than Grey Poupon," said
Beverly playing the moment in her mind causing her to smile.
"Give it a try," Guinan encouraged.
"Then throw in whip cream, too." Deanna also
encouraged. "Who knows? It may do wonders for your sex
life."
"I hope so," said Beverly.
"If not," Deanna added, "there's always leather
and bondage."
"Deanna!" Beverly said in wide-eyed shock.
Deanna waved her hand, a coy smile spreading over her features. "Only until he puts out."
Beverly tossed her napkin at Deanna. "You are absolutely
insatiable!"
Deanna's expression quickly changed to one of beguiled innocence until she couldn't hold her amusement in any longer. The three women burst into another fit of laughter.
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